“He looked at me like I was crazy. Most of my lovers do, and that’s partly why they love me, and partly why they leave.”

– Jeanette Winterson  (via crybaby18)

kodamaface:

anostalgicnerd:

This was one of the most baffling things of my whole childhood.

OHMYGOD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS THIS 

my-teen-quote:

click for relatable on your dash!

my-teen-quote:

click for relatable on your dash!

wrrench:

The whole ‘all woman want to have children’ thing is really pissing me off like no I don’t want children I want to go see the world without having a bunch of screaming little people running around my legs

hopeless-dreamer00:

reschultzed:

so i blinked that many times but nothing happened. is something supposed to happen?

nobody tell 

hopeless-dreamer00:

reschultzed:

so i blinked that many times but nothing happened. is something supposed to happen?

nobody tell 

thebeautifulandsayre:

thattallsummonerguy:

sadhours:

captainbutttouch:

Eat your fucking heart out 

I’m the cutest thing alive 

Yes

You do you baby girl

You’re adorable and that outfit is adorable and all I want to do is only wear crop tops and shorts for the rest of my life

problemspoof:

tonessawicki:

why does everyone look so surprised when i say the reason for cutting my hair short is the hot weather, what were u expecting “i need to take my father’s place in war and the chinese army won’t accept women” ???

So what you’re saying is that you’re not going to help defend China from the Huns…?

lieutenantstilinski:

edenidoigo:

whalegod:

tell me a secret

One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.

I can’t breathe